ugly friend

A friend of the opposite sex that you are embarrassed to be seen with, in fear that people may think you are together.

"Hey Tom, why dont you grab Meghan and walk over here?"
"I can't be alone with an ugly friend, what will be people think?!"

by John Portland January 4, 2009

Face-Friend

Someone you are "friends" with on a website, such as Facebook and don't aknowledge when you see them outside the internets . You talk to eachother, make up inside jokes, and even have deep and meaningful conversations for hours online. However, you mutually don't even grant eachother a simple "Hey" when passing in real live.

"So is Anna going to be at your party this Friday? I saw your wall-to-wall and you guys seem to be pretty close these days."

"Hahah, no way. We're just face-friends. I have no desire to see her in the flesh."

by hell's bells June 27, 2007

real friend

a real friend is someone who isn’t fake, someone who puts you first, someone who doesn’t hide things from you, someone who tells you EVERYTHING, someone who has your back, and someone you can rely on.

I wish you were a real friend

by xxxecxxx March 18, 2018

Friend surge

Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.

After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.

by Beth G August 6, 2013

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Just A Friend

Used when referring to someone you have a crush on but you're in extreme denial over it.

"looks like we already have two lovebirds."

*Whatever, she's just a friend"
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"You like her a lot, huh?"

"Marinette? Yeah of course, she's a very good friend!"

by MLBFanbase10 March 4, 2021

friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005