Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.

"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"

by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022

Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s

I found Jah’s dad

by Champ3214 April 26, 2022

Dad

MEAN MEAN MAN

Dad is really mean mean man

by Ttyleart November 23, 2023

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.

Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.

by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019

Dad

The #1 comment when you see your main hoe or side chick's picture on instagram. If you want a girl call u daddy , comment

"Dad😍😍😍😂😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘🔥❤️😍🔥🔥❤️❤️🔥⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️💦💦💦👎🏾🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾☠️☠️☠️"

Liam: Did you see Paige and Elly's insta?
Kyle: Dads looking good. Go comment

Liam: Say less

by Ugly_____God November 22, 2016