conjoined balls

When you only have one good ball or testicle.

He has conjoined balls. For easter we dress it up like an Easter egg and go hunt for it.

by feedingonrose June 18, 2015

Ball Biter

1. Someone who's the opposite of a dick rider, instead of giving undeserved or excessive praise, these mfs hate like it's their day job.

2. Girl who doesn't give good head.

1. What mfs in the comments of instagram and youtube do when a professional athlete makes a simple mistake anyone could have made.

2. "Yo bro I hooked up with Becky and it was the worst mistake of my life. I thought she was gonna be good at giving head considering the amount of dudes she's been with, but she's a ball biter. Still got marks on my left nut from last night."

by A95 September 21, 2023

ball syrup

The white, milky fluid from a man's penis that is sugary in taste like syrup.

When I decided to make my girlfriend pancakes for breakfast, she insisted that I include my morning ball syrup with it too.

by willa zea September 5, 2008

ball stranglers

another term for tighty whiteys

hey lets go wedgie the kid in the ball stranglers

by just passin by March 26, 2007

Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person

Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.

by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013

Balls and Ass

Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.

Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."

by ______A. January 18, 2012

Brew Balls

Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.

"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."

by Sazier March 2, 2009