shmeiz burger

a burger that contains someone’s semen

my boyfriend is so cute he’s making me a shmeiz burger later

by lisha666 November 6, 2020

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Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

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Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

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Gundam Burger

When you biologically transfuse somebody into a robotic homunculus. Also know as a flesh golem.

I gundam burgered your mom last night. Now you gotta get in her and go through psychological torment.

by 4ChanCookies April 20, 2022

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Frog Burger

When Rodney gets two frogs and lays them belly to belly, then fucks in between them essentially creating a burger with the meat patty being his dick and the bun being the two frogs.

"Rodney had a frog burger last night, some would call him a frog fucker." ... "Ever heard of a frogney burger? It's basically Rodney and a couple of frogs having outercourse."

by ThomasEscareno December 13, 2024

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Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018

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