dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.
Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
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When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.
They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."
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Cookies n apple juice

When you pee and poop at the same time the cookie part stands for poop and the apple juice stands for pee.
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Large flaccid penis with a oversized head, likely disease ridden. Usually found on skinny black males with a psychiatric problem.
Did you see that baby arm holding a gala Apple running down highway 54?!
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when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing
"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"
by jacobthreethreethree March 17, 2009
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refers to a father/mother and son/daughter not being different from one another or being identical in their actions, behaviors, etc.
Dad gets caught stealing in his teen years and then his son gets caught stealing as a teen.

The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
by Lilhunter0308 March 24, 2011
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