Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.
The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:
public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;
for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}
if(true){
findComputer();
}
}
public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;
for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}
if(true){
findComputer();
}
}
by IOStorm April 30, 2011
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