Pro-Joe

Any cup of coffee that is made by a barista.

The coffee at their house was awful, so I went out in search of a pro-joe.

by Assor Eloc July 6, 2020

The Joe Labero

A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.

It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.

Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".

Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?

Girl: Was it good for you?

The Guy spits in her face.

Guy: It was absolute magic!

by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012

Joe Scheckner

Another name for a asshole, drug-using tweaker. Known to be seen with ugly trailer-trash, hillbilly-looking ogres (chicks) . In other words, a Joe Scheckner is a type of person that needs to get their priorities straight and learn to fuck off when told the first time. But beware, a Joe Scheckner is one that often looks to fight anything that breathes air. Do not befriend a Joey Scheckner, for if you do you are subjected to run-ins with the law.

"Who's that tool-bag over there?!"

"Oh don't look at him that way, he'll wanna kick your ass! That's a Joe Scheckner!"

by mcss August 11, 2012

Joe Thumb

Its a drug you take vaginally. It involves your vagina. And Joe's thumb.

The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.

by Dr. DickSauce August 12, 2012

Pulled a Joe

Completely failing at something after looking promising in practice.

"Did you here about Romes?"

"What happened?"

"He pulled a Joe the first time he started in the sportsball game."

by dheradman August 12, 2012

Joe hole

A man's unwilling asshole.

Doug warned Bruce to stay away from his Joe hole.

by mthrsprr July 15, 2011

Joe Betsui

Joe betsui is an indian tech support scammer who will steal all of your wobux, he took my mummas credit card details and bought 20k worth of wobux this is very devastating as me a 10 year old was wooking forward to some wobux by this scammer named joel betsu giving me wobux whaaa whaa.

Joe betsui likes to steal womans cocks and put it on his forehead

JOE BETSUi STOLE MY MAMMMAAAS 12 INCH DICK

by NJAGAJIN March 5, 2023