hentai monster

a hentai monster is a guy with the name Casper Bugge
he has a tiny winer but a huge fucking erekjon every time he fapps.
and he wil only fuck or rape a gay man named Fillip .

dud wtf ur suck a hentai monster
ah man u can you pleas stop hentai monster me.

by THAT BOI November 25, 2016

Make-Up Monster

When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance

Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

chew monster

somebody who sucks on the low

I had her at the crib last night, she a mean chew monster

by GXLDENRAYS November 13, 2015

here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

Going Monster

When you Go Monster you go absolutely batshit crazy. You loose your mind from the excitement and partying that is currently taking place.

I spent my whole Christmas vacation going monster!

by Jon DGAF July 11, 2019

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.

Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019