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Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
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Blue Waffles

The most scary, gross and sick image you'll see.

Search ´Blue Waffles´ on google and hit the ´I'm feeling lucky´ button.
by xHana July 26, 2018
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Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
She gave me that dick waffle last night
by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017
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Waffles

Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!
by the og three May 12, 2023
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Waffle

1. Pancakes with aaaaabbbbbsss.

2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.

4. An insult for someone brainless.
1. I just LOVE waffles. They’re the best breakfast food ever!

2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!

3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.

4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
by CoconutDingleberrySharks November 13, 2017
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20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
by turnitps October 19, 2022
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waffle boofter

“You are such a fucking waffle boofter!”

“See him, he’s a giant waffle boofter.”
by emmazingtings420 June 13, 2024
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