Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023

A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.
Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.
by KitieeKattiee May 19, 2011

by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022

by itsammon March 18, 2022

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
by shadowtoothdragon April 17, 2016

by Thumb boble October 14, 2023

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
