NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

HEY! IT'S JULY 1ST HAPPY NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY
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NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

OMG GUYS ITS NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY
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Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.
Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.
by Corey_danger May 03, 2011
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1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.

2. When you step on dog poop.

3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.

4. Any doo-related major life experience
"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"

"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
by mindenoodle February 11, 2010
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crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste
You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"
Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."
by mlamson January 08, 2011
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you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!
nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!
by da trick biatch December 21, 2005
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