toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.

hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know

by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024

toe savvington

A savvington made with your foot. It is always positive because you can’t shoot an upside down toe savvington.

May all your savvingtons be toe savvingtons

by Milford Blanchester December 21, 2024

Spouting toe

Women who run around in their tight running shorts during the summer usually spout camel toe.

Check that burd she spouting toe.

Theres some heavy toe spouting going on over there.

by Doh-nuts January 30, 2011

toe knuckles

for people with phalange like toes to explane the toe joint that connects to the foot

my brother kicked the wall and broke his toe knuckles.

by saitama1pm:dictionary :) October 30, 2022

pota-toes

pota-toes means fat-ass toes.

Janette: Wanna go to prom with me?
Jonny: Nah bitch, fuck you and your pota-toes!

*fat dude walks by*
Smith: FUCK OFF POTA-TOES!

by CarpetEater is a god agree? February 01, 2021

Po-ta-toes

potatoes, but better. Samwise Gamgee makes them especially well.

Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

by YumYumRamen May 21, 2019

Toe dinger

A person fingering another persons butt with their toes

Bro Drescher toe dingered me in my chair

by Jchizzy tanu August 27, 2023