The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

hobbit leg

When you got Frodo legs

Look at ryans hobbit legs

by Kingbluecc60 November 03, 2019

Leg Dogs

When your legs look like hotdogs in pictures.

I was chillin on the beach tanning my leg dogs.

by Wonder Fuck April 11, 2018

breaded grated chicken leg bis

The thing you want rn

Can I have some breaded grated chicken leg bis please?

by DanLoz03 January 23, 2020

Barrel with legs

Fat or large weiner dog (daushund)

Look at Chico he's a Barrel with Legs!

by Jesse v November 20, 2007

Leg juice

When you have the take out container in the car on your lap and you get home and there is a dribble of liquid on your leg.

What’s that liquid on your leg? Oh shit that’s leg juice!

by Chris67x April 24, 2021

four legged migraine

A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.

Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine

by cptskratch May 16, 2014