house wifery

Engaging in random acts of being a housewife.
The exhuasting day-in day-out of duties of being a wife

What are you doing today?
Cleaning up the house, buying flatware, and picking the kids ups.
Sounds like a day chuck full of house wifery.

by Type-Z November 4, 2013

Waffle housing

When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock

Dylran: Hey Addison wanna go waffle housing tonight?

Addison: FUCK yeah I do

by Therealdirtydan09 October 14, 2015

shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.

They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.

by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007

Home Depot House

A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.

OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.

by Albanian Eagle March 3, 2009

nigga in yo house

when somebody who is unwanted is in your house.

*Doesn't always have to be a black guy*

Damn dude! Your fuckin alarms are going off! There must be a nigga in yo house!

by Lolroflwtfjews June 13, 2008

House Cooling Party

Opposite of House Warming Party.

A party to celebrate moving out of a place.

We're moving out of our place next month, so you're invited to our house cooling party this Saturday. Please bring your own bag, and be prepared to go home with some lovely parting gifts.

by The C Money January 31, 2005

Canadian Full House

A Texas Hold 'em hand in which you have three pairs. This hand is worthless, despite looking very good, and the player holding a Canadian Full House will usually jokingly try to take the pot with it.

Dealer: "OK, show me a winner." Player A: "straight" Player B: "three of a kind" Player C: "oh yeah bitches, Canadian Full House, SUCK IT EH!"

by elguapo702 February 8, 2010