polite tits

Female breasts that are of moderate size. "Polite tits" are noticeable and may contribute to a nice figure, but are not so large as to attract the attention or interest of hard-core "tit men" or to become the subject of breast jokes. Polite tits may attract your attention, but they don't demand it.

Jane had nice, polite tits, but Joe was looking for a girl with some real hooters.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

tit ache

The female version of a ball ache

Sarah: "This moms car-pool duty is such a tit ache!"

by photofx April 12, 2010

Tit Cannon

the act of drinking diet cola so fast that your tits pop off and/or the soda shoots out of your nipples.

Johnny drank his diet soda so fast that I got soaked from his Tit Cannon.

by Brittany Glitter <3 January 22, 2011

Tit Chat

A group of 2 or more women engaging in dialog that men will find uninteresting.

Hey bro, these ladies are going to tit chat for a while, you wanna go grab a beer?

by Experimentos January 13, 2011

tit waffles

The flattest tits you've ever seen

Damn girl your tits are so flat they got baked by an iron just like your flat chested but you got a little flab there this why there called tit waffles

by xxxxmatt666 March 8, 2015

blood in the tits

When something is pure awesomeness. Normally used to describe the person being awesome or the event he/she is being awesome at.

1.girl: Yo did you see j.damps walking out with another chicks pants?
Guy: ya man, she was totally blood in the tits.
2.guy1: Yo last nights concert was f*****g amazing.
Guy2: ya man it was blood in the tits!

by WhereRmyPants October 17, 2011

Tyrannosaurus Tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape.

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

by DazCaz2 March 12, 2015