Thomas

The biggest simp ever

Person 1: omg that’s thomas
Person 2: oh yeah he’s a simp.

by Ur dad 69420 March 22, 2022

thomas

thomas is a hot funny person. Great kisser. fucking a great kisser. He plays lots of football. he's fucking built. very sexy. like picking sexy. wanna fuck sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

Did u see Thomas last night?

yeah, he's hot he's built. I bet he is also built downstairs too...
yep

by iamverryhot May 27, 2022

Rusty Thomas

Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.

I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.

by retrev July 25, 2017

Immanuel Thomas

Immanuel is a tall and handsome fellow with dark, brown eyes and a nice smile. when Immanuel is in public, every girl within 100 meters starts swooning over him. Hes the most charming man you will ever meet, even though hes got a stink cloud constantly surrounding him

Girl 1: "I love Immanuel Thomas so much."
Girl 2: "Stay back, Immanuel is my man!"

by MeaterBeater3000 November 4, 2024

Thomas

A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good

He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room

This Was write by Thomas XD

Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill

by NotTheRealSmexyThomas May 2, 2018

Thoma

A chad who is sometimes known as Swedish childe

Person 1:bro is that a "Thoma"

person 2:ya bro he's probably stolen my girl

by dryyy kembo October 7, 2021

Thomas

So sexy, like the hotest of all the moist pantsu staff.

egirl: wow thomas is so fucking cute
egirl2: yeah no shit everyone already knows that

by Dr. Vibes May 9, 2021