John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

Thoma

the absolute love of my life, hes absoutely perfect in every single fucking way. He's the malewife to my girlboss and he has amazing titties.

Person A : OMG did u see thoma
Person B : yeah...i kinda want to stuff my face in his boobs
Person A : same

by Kikisoup September 7, 2021

Thomas A

A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid

Your such a Thomas A.

by DANKBRUH420 January 5, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is an amazing man who will treat you amazingly. A Thomas will treat his children and his wif/girlfriend perfectly. He is also a great son, brother, cousin, nephew, grandson and overall a great family member. I feel bad for the people that don't know a Thomas. He is into sports and can fall in love easily but only he will know if your are the one. A Thomas is very popular but never leaves anyone out.

Thomas means brave and handsome

by Emma37546 April 17, 2021

Thomas

Some gay kid who looks like bigfoot

Thomas: Rawrr xd

by Thefijiman July 5, 2018

Rusty Thomas

Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.

I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.

by retrev July 25, 2017