Jacob West

Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).

Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT”
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West

by Iamtotallynotashark March 9, 2024

apes of the west

A black person, usually the unruly, stereotypical type of black person who shouts and causes trouble in the early morning. Also steals

A: What the hell is all that noise outside?
B: Must be the apes of the west

A: Someone stole the chicken from my fridge.
B: It was probably the Apes of the West

by Anonymous6125 September 12, 2013

west poppin

What's up
How are you
What's going on

Yo west poppin blood

by Foil Smoking Fool July 16, 2022

West Virginia Funnel

A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.

A: " Bro I really gotta go, could you hurry up?

B: How about a West Virginia Funnel?

A: "Hell yeah!"

by The Brainrot Bard November 14, 2024

west froward academy

worst school ever teachers are so disrespectful and annoying they're are some ugly ass people too and they mean ash don't go ...

west froward academy is so weird

by hi bitch! January 20, 2022

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020

ite college west

this school is quite literally a cage for malays. so many Matreps and YPs thinking they are the shit. Every corner will always have a bunch of guys gathered up either smoking or cussing innocent people out. Back gate is also filled with vapers and smokers. so many nonsence in school of IT too.

hakim: 'eh bro after N lvl i want go ite college west ah'
danial: 'actly eh bro work burger king better ah'

by yrmaddercbnic May 14, 2024