russians in my summer house

Menstruating.

Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!

by Opompous Opossum May 10, 2018

Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.

European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"

by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022

Russian Lemonade

A Russian Lemonade consist of all the ingredients of lemonade but lemon juice is replaced with your piss

X: “Whats your favorite Drink?”
H: “Personally I enjoy a Russian Lemonade”

by th3cr34tor4557 September 20, 2023

Russian pipe liner

When you defecate In a condom, tie the end and place it in the freezer until frozen. Now take frozen shit inside the condom and fuck your self with it

I did a Russian pipe liner with jacks sister last night

by LG2TrappyTiles December 7, 2023

Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka

remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists

by Fin r February 4, 2023

Russian Groundhog

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole

Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week

by ROAD HOUSE September 2, 2016