A shit school in Michigan. Sevies are sending dick picks and girls are sending nudes. They are all thots. 8th graders thing they the shit but they rlly not and almost all of the 8th graders r fat.
by Thetruetea April 17, 2019
Get the Richards middle school mug.A peculiar, overpopulated school tucked away in a little field in the suburbs of Bothell, Washington.
The teachers all there have a mysterious way of concocting their own inside jokes that nobody outside of their specific class would understand, which creates a strange bond between those who burst out laughing at the mention of things like remote-controlled sharks, ketchup, or songs about Maryland.
The students tend to be a distinguished, awkward, self-deprecating group of YouTube-obsessed adolescents, who somehow manage to survive despite complaining how they "fail every test". Unlike those Hollywood folk would have one believe, this school is oddly devoid of "cliques".
Some of Skyview's most memorable times of recent years are: the time when the whole school idolized one student and made posters and t-shirts and basically worshiped him, the time every sixth-grader started fangirling for months over this one kid who played guitar at the talent show, the plastic knife debacle, and so many other high jinks that nobody can recall them all. One can guess that all who attend this school will probably accumulate countless stories and friends of their own. Though it is best not to do drugs in the bathrooms, or steal poptarts.
All things considered, Skyview is a pretty great school, and not at all as lame as students from North Creek High School, Bothell High School, and Inglemoor High School will say.
The teachers all there have a mysterious way of concocting their own inside jokes that nobody outside of their specific class would understand, which creates a strange bond between those who burst out laughing at the mention of things like remote-controlled sharks, ketchup, or songs about Maryland.
The students tend to be a distinguished, awkward, self-deprecating group of YouTube-obsessed adolescents, who somehow manage to survive despite complaining how they "fail every test". Unlike those Hollywood folk would have one believe, this school is oddly devoid of "cliques".
Some of Skyview's most memorable times of recent years are: the time when the whole school idolized one student and made posters and t-shirts and basically worshiped him, the time every sixth-grader started fangirling for months over this one kid who played guitar at the talent show, the plastic knife debacle, and so many other high jinks that nobody can recall them all. One can guess that all who attend this school will probably accumulate countless stories and friends of their own. Though it is best not to do drugs in the bathrooms, or steal poptarts.
All things considered, Skyview is a pretty great school, and not at all as lame as students from North Creek High School, Bothell High School, and Inglemoor High School will say.
Hey, even if I fundamentally disagree with the state of the public school system, I'm at least glad that I get to attend the glorious Skyview Middle School.
by Finesse's #1 fangirl May 20, 2019
Get the skyview middle school mug.Home of the school where people airdrop dick pics and roaches crawling all over the floor.School is broke as fuck but full of rich white girls that know nothing about showering.Girls that are constantly getting pregnant and having abortions.Don't even get me started on the stoners in the bathroom constanly hotboxing and fights constantly happening.The school full of greasy sweaty gay kids and mentally ill.If you were ever thinking about coming to this school i dont recommend it unless you want to live in hell for 180 days.
by jamiewhite223 April 1, 2022
Get the Pine Ridge middle mug.the most unmature group of boys. no matter what grade or age they are assholes. they think with their dicks instead of their brain. also mia khalifa isn't going to be pretty forever looks fade, ass and tits sag. find a guy thats going to love you no matter what. its hard to find but good guys are out there too. keep fighting if you have a dick or not your comments are vaild and use them stick up for other girls because we're a team.
by calitapp March 19, 2020
Get the middle school boys mug.Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022
Get the Ascension Middle School mug.Liberty Middle School. A school for fake bitches and no hot boys. People put shit on the walls (yes literal poop) and there's a hole bunch of gay emo kids. Everyone's weird and Bloomy is sus.
by yomammaisinmyroomrn October 13, 2021
Get the Liberty Middle School mug.This school actually sucks. The girls are fake asf and and are annoying ass bitches, the guys are dickheads who think they’re better than everyone else, and the food is straight ass. The sports teams are shit, they dress code anyone who has big tits.
by idk but i’m bored September 9, 2021
Get the Bayshore Middle School mug.