Good Dude University

Where washed up athletes attend higher education

Person A: Jimmy would’ve won us the game if he wasn't injured

Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.

by bossmanq December 06, 2023

The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.

omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

by dyvier May 12, 2022

dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.

Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks

by Evan Hagahansen January 09, 2018

Noirva gamer dude

This is a man whose only word he knows is... ye. If you ask him a question he will ONLY respond with... Ye. When he gets maried, his wife will want to name the prodigal child Gaston, but Noirva will INSIST the child too bare the name Ye, and this child will bare vengence for his father, wondering the world as the Evil god Ye born of the Ye lord to bring hell upon his father.

basically he likes responding with ye.

Hey Noirva gamer dude! what shoes are you wearing today bro??
Nova: YE...

by roseyposet March 01, 2024

All Will Smith on a dude

To slap someone in public

Will Smith went all Will Smith on a dude at the oscars

by It’s random my dude April 14, 2022

Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.

Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."

by Thatonekidyouhate June 02, 2011

Sugary Dude

men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.

Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.

by baconforpresident September 08, 2018