Harness-Man

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.
I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man
by Spiderlocnow August 14, 2019
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Man Drape

Man, Rico is looking sexy with that huge man drape hanging offa his lip.
by dmpullen November 09, 2010
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Man Meal

oh man! that guy really filled me with some man meal!
I really pumped her full of man meal!
by snow_nuts11 September 25, 2014
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man agony

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
by MichelleinCanada February 22, 2012
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Man-Twat

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.
by B - Wang March 25, 2019
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MAN-erism

(MĀN'ə-rĭz'əm) -noun.

A characteristic and often unconscious mode or peculiarity of action, bearing, or treatment which belies or exposes the male-ness of the apparent female one is observing.
"I was talking to a hot chick. When I noticed the MAN-erisms, I realized she wouldn't need a strap-on to ass-fuck me. We got some lube and went home!"
by Smart as Shat June 15, 2009
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man vacuum

The art of vacuuming that a man would use. Instead of moving furniture to vacuum underneath of it, you vacuum around it.
I chose to man vacuum, instead of doing it the right way.
by Raffy17 February 05, 2009
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