Dood bro

How callum greet people

Callum:Dood bro
*hits del in the balls*

by rewlreqq November 10, 2017

Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.

That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia

by Frankenbron August 5, 2019

Bro-Burrito

When a guy uses a blanket to become a burrito

Dakota - What are you doing tonight?

Ryley - Gonna become a Bro-Burrito

by B-BoyMcRib (Ryley) June 16, 2016

Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016

Bro Pole

penis.

Yo dude, just grab your bro pole and ram her!

by Tidder March 26, 2013

Hobo bros

Dumbass reactors that make the best memes ever

Hobo bros are so funny lololololololololollolol

by Justin eat dog September 7, 2019

No Go Bro

When you're out and about picking up women with friends and you see one that you're unsure about and you start to say something like "That girl's pretty sexy" but you're friend with more taste interrupts you and says "That's a No Go Bro"

Guy 1: "You see that girl running in them tight booty shorts?"

Guy 2: "Nice ass however she's still a No Go Bro"

Guy 1: Damn... I'd still hit it

by Chame1eons May 1, 2012