by Dana Abel March 02, 2008
having problems functioning sexualy
by lots of love February 22, 2008
A common stereotype in western cinema. As opposed to Japanese ninja, an American one will perpetuate the general attitude toward far eastern culture with high-pitched screaming and ridiculously flashy moves, and should a plot require it, an intense one-on-one katana showdown in broad daylight. Will also wear a black bodysuit no matter what the lighting conditions or scenery are. Completely contradicts the entire point of the ninja in the first place, which is to assassinate in complete and total secrecy.
Bruce Lee comes to America, acts, and all of a sudden every Asian on the planet fights like him; thus was born the American Ninja.
by Stefan-sama November 16, 2010
a small little wiener that is hard and hard to see at night when used properly it can be effective against the female species. Also a sneak fuck from pussy to ass.
by Matt Kopacz November 01, 2004
To get super drunk and then leave the bar without telling your friends where you are going, thus vanishing into thin air.
Dude where did Mike go he is super wasted? I don't know man, he probably ninja smoke bombed out of here.
by billythekid23 April 11, 2008
Ninjas- pretty much teh coolest in teh world, with their fighting skills and uber fast skills and uber hot babe saving skills.
Pirates- hoo cant love some1 hoo wears an eyepatch, an awsome hat, owns teh coolest parot, may be mising a leg or hand whcih can be replaeced by a hook or peg of course, i mean ther pretty much the best team up with ninjas.
cowboys - gey.
Pirates- hoo cant love some1 hoo wears an eyepatch, an awsome hat, owns teh coolest parot, may be mising a leg or hand whcih can be replaeced by a hook or peg of course, i mean ther pretty much the best team up with ninjas.
cowboys - gey.
by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo August 04, 2006
damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.
____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
by Mo Sess January 05, 2006