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Fake News

When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday

Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
mugGet the Fake Newsmug.

fake bean

A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.

Bean = person

If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.

If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
- I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?

- No
-Than you’re a fake bean✋😔
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
mugGet the fake beanmug.

cheap fake

Noun.

An unedited video of the President’s cognitive or physical decline.
You talked about the video of the president wandering. And it's not true. Right? The president wasn't wandering. And so we believe we have to call that out. We've been calling it cheap fakes.
by Hostessquickly June 19, 2024
mugGet the cheap fakemug.
December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating
“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go”
by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020
mugGet the National Date your fake sister daymug.

fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....
fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend




fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020
mugGet the fake friendmug.

fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.
Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.
by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019
mugGet the fake penismug.

fake cold boy piss

Fake all these trends and new sayings I’m doing fine with my fake cold boy piss
by Superb Marco Frog February 20, 2024
mugGet the fake cold boy pissmug.

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