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bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.
When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong
by Fart dong December 6, 2021
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toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
by battleof_myself April 17, 2009
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Skibidi Toilet

Toilet Leech that sucks your brain out
Person:Did you see the new skibidi toilet video

Me:The toddlers brain got sucked out!
by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024
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Toilet wind

To expel intestinal gas through the anus.
We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.
by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015
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fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
by Joven diosa June 18, 2017
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Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".
Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.
by ccphater10 September 29, 2021
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Skibidi Toilet

The greatest yt shorts series. Only watched by sigmas who can rizz ohio style.
Person 1: Skibidi Toilet
Person 2: Clean up on aisle... MY PANTS!
by bakedbacon2 January 13, 2024
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