deep in the heart of texas

Every Texan has this song engraved in their mind
the starts at night.. are big and bright...
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSS
by September 13, 2023
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Texas starfish

The Texas starfish is a sexual act that involves the lady being tied up in a star shape and getting violently fucked
Dude me and Stacey we used the Texas starfish
by Fuckherrightnthapussy April 11, 2023
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The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.
by Dapone October 01, 2019
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texas tamale

by omgTIGG February 04, 2016
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Texas Water Fall

A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
by Mohler & Odom LLC July 22, 2011
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Alexis Texas

When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.
Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.

Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.
by Super Wasian November 07, 2023
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(Texas) ice day

when we all cancel school because we saw an ice cube on the road
(Texas) ice day today, we're incapable of work.
by 💯💯💯 February 24, 2015
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