When you’re with a Shard Barbie and you roll your pecker around in a gram of crushed meth before she gives you head.
by RjtK June 18, 2020

The snake, referring to the animal snake which is a symbol for betraying or snitching, is a nickname for Kevin Durant (short KD).
Person A: Have you seen KD stepping on the line 3 point line at his clutch shot?
Person B: Yes the Snake just has hockeysticks as feet.
Person A: Yeah but he's still a great player.
Person B: Thats true.
Person B: Yes the Snake just has hockeysticks as feet.
Person A: Yeah but he's still a great player.
Person B: Thats true.
by DutchMamba24 December 8, 2021

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.
by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

1. Inserting a penis into a snake.
2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
by #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 5, 2018

by nmorganelli March 4, 2021

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
