Sloppy Dallas

The term is used when receiving oral sex by someone whos mouth is full of dip. The person giving the sloppy dallas is typically a redneck.

”Hey, d’you hear about Dooo gave Nasty a bj, but he had a mouthful of dip doing it? Guess you could call it a sloppy Dallas.”
Makes no sense but yeah.

by Actually69 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

Sloppy dallas

A quick blowjob, with a mouthful of dip!

The Dooo gave sloppy dallas to Matt, and now Matt got a testicular infection!

by Krollis October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is where you have a girl put dip in here mouth and then proceed to get a blowjob.

Joe: yo tom my girl gave me a sloppy dallas yesterday

Tom: did the dip make your shaft look like a turd?

by SloppyDallas October 15, 2020

Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.

Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again

by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

When the giver of a blowjob has a mouth full of tobacco chewing dip and instead of spitting they use their saliva to lube the shaft of the recipient.

Person 1: did you hear about the new girl?
Person 2: no, what about her?
Person1: She gives the best sloppy Dallases around!

by King.boiii October 15, 2020

Sloppy Sawyer

A slim white twink with blonde high lights. A typical Sloppy Sawyer enjoys MILF henti and skate boarding. Can be found in any public school district, community college, and gay bar's. Often references Sloppy Jackson's and Beastie Boy song's.

Owen: Did you see Tucker today?
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!

by the_real_doppler April 15, 2022