by Simping for IWBYS July 15, 2021

by AlexBond007Lol February 13, 2019

A Religion based off the looks and Sexy-isms of Jeff Chowder.
Aspects of the religion include glazing of our gracious leader Jeff Chowder. Accepting that there can only be one sexy, abstinence(*Unless with the all sexy one). A cultural dance must be preformed every night(*Either Anaconda or his infamous shimmy shimmy wave.)
Aspects of the religion include glazing of our gracious leader Jeff Chowder. Accepting that there can only be one sexy, abstinence(*Unless with the all sexy one). A cultural dance must be preformed every night(*Either Anaconda or his infamous shimmy shimmy wave.)
We, the devoted followers of Sexy-ism, recognize that there is only one true embodiment of sexiness—Jeff Chowder—and it is our duty to glaze in his honor, dance in his name, and bask in the radiance of his unparalleled allure.
by Follower of Sexy-ism February 18, 2025

by TAquaagina June 25, 2019

Hey, have you seen Dane Eastman?
No! I can’t look at him because of how sexy he is! It will destroy my retina!
No! I can’t look at him because of how sexy he is! It will destroy my retina!
by The real Jesus H Christ October 9, 2020

by Sexy Malcolm December 17, 2024

Acting like a Christian just to hide the fact that he is gay or asexual. Has a secret fantasy for a girl with a strap-on doing anal to him.
by Sammyboi69 March 19, 2023
