eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.
I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.
by BrockSucksDick January 14, 2016
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Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.
Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”
by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022
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Sausage Mouth

When You eat a sausage,and then fart,you taste sausage in your mouth
Hey bro ,last night I was so poes honger I ate a worsie and had to take a vet kak and then I had sausage mouth
by Pussydestroyer417 March 16, 2021
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Sausage Mouth

Someone who's love of sausages is so extreme it has completely altered the smell of their breath to what can only be decribed as entering a room that has been scented by sausage candles. You may think this sounds like a delightful smell....you would be very wrong
Edwards don't you breath on me you've got sausage mouth
by SGW86 December 05, 2014
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Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.
Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war
by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020
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Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.
Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!
by Nutbuster February 13, 2024
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