low rage wednesday

the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.

The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.

by MA annonymous September 4, 2016

straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

by fliedlice October 20, 2015

Rage shitting

when one is in a fit of rage and decides to blow the back of a toilet out like a 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot.

Caught my wife's boyfriend rage shitting in my shitter, so i killed him.

by HeavyD17 December 27, 2018

rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.

Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!

by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

Cod Rage

When you play MW2 and your one kill away from getting the minigun and SOME ABSOLUTE FUCKING NOOB OF A PLAYER decides to pull up with his FUCKASS RIOT SHIELD and BASH YOUR GODDAMN HEAD IN. If you don't engage with them they just pull out the dumbass throwing knife and proceed to one hit kill you. People who use riot shield typically end up being little kids who don't know how to play, or 30-year old unemployed fatties who think there insane and spam get wrecked on voice chat. If you use a riot shield LIT END IT ATP.

Cod Rage is not really used in a sentence

by Jaxo_Relaxo1 October 27, 2025

raging beaner

A extremely activated boner that is usually used in a hot scenario.

Shall be used only when the receiving person does not understand the meaning of raging beaner.

Yo girl! I got a raging beaner right now man!

Girl: WTF IS THAT!?!?! Something is SUSSY here.

by Pissdemon47 May 21, 2024