Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

Cell Job

The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.

Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."

by KoreanBattlefield December 4, 2010

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Foopy Job

When you'r girlfriend shits on her feet and gives you a foot job

Babe after dinner can you give me a foopy Job please

by Alienmobboss March 29, 2022

complete job

Male: have one person suck on each of your nipples, dick, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass, each of your ears,

Female: having one person suck on each of your nipples, vagina, ass, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass and have the people sucking on your vagina and ass sword fight with their tongues inside of you

James: I got a complete job yesterday
Frank: dude what the fuck

by Allastor February 18, 2021

squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.

This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.

by Swag42069 December 8, 2014