someone, usually north american, who is self defeating with horrible attitude, social habits, insecure, blowhard who is usually angry from drug use & the stupid choices they make while on them. retarding yourself. destroying social advancements before they even begin.
geez that 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱 shouldnt come on to his probation officer while wearing no pants with a crack pipe in his ear.
and two joints in his nostrils, i think that beer is ok though.
no, thats retarded
and two joints in his nostrils, i think that beer is ok though.
no, thats retarded
by peanut bastard perfectory September 10, 2025
Get the retardmug. 
"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 September 25, 2015
Get the Retard stuck in a netmug. by MasonColeIsRetarted November 24, 2021
Get the Fucking Retardmug. 
1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023
Get the retard-splainingmug.