The real kirishima

Hard boi usually high AND NOT GAY HEAR THAT TODOROKI

I'm the real kirishima and high af

by Kirishima the real one February 15, 2020

The Real Bomber

Probably the greatest unknown Call of Duty player ever. He has since switched to Homefront. Not to be confused with The Fake Bomber

Damn, dude, you are playing like The Real Bomber

by FPSxRussia May 26, 2011

Real.

This is commonly used by people who think they are the victim or by people who are depressed. This was a normal vocab turned into slang. many people use this on TikTok and may be used when you have nothing to say but "i agree" and it in generally a better word.

Video/Text: "life is never the same I just wanna die"
User: "Real."

by Megilv February 3, 2024

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017

Realing

When the leaves change from green to red, orange, or yellow every fall in real time.

The leaves are realing this week.

by Anthgreen October 19, 2023