Internet tattoo

Something posted on the Internet by or regarding you that you can't erase, which will follow you around forever.

Since Steve's terrible House music has been re-uploaded by other YouTubers, potential employers have found this Internet tattoo when searching his name.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.

by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024

Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online

"'Fleur is so internet desperate"

by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017

Internetted

The act of someone else having better internet than you, otherwise known as being hosted

Scump: F****** internetted again

by internetted August 21, 2014

The internet

A very scary place.

"the Internet is a fucking hellhole."

by Idiotswipper June 19, 2023

open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.

My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!

by pxs1919 October 24, 2017

Internet

Home to Trump jokes, MLG montages, cats, screaming goats, pro gamers, memes, PewDiePie, creepypastas, 4chan, Twitter, facebook, YouTube, this very website you are on now, stupid/dumb people doing stupid/dumb challenges/dares, the deep web (just avoid going there...), D.I.Y videos, fails, stalkers, Nyan cat, social 'experiments', vines, adult films, Kim Kardashian's butt, ext.. Wait, how did you even get here when you don't even know what the internet is?

I go on the internet everyday.

by PINEAPPLES ARE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2016

internetional

International networking

Internetional networking is intermittently highly recommended.

by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009