burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes
Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?
by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017
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bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."
by whobedat June 15, 2015
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Hidden Monster

A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper
That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!
by THIS-IS-STUPID November 13, 2010
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Digi-Monster

One who is constantly hooked on their mobile device and on social media.

Digital Monster

Digi
by Digi-monster November 12, 2021
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Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.
You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!
by Asshole862 November 15, 2011
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Crinch Monster

Evil and Sinister Monsters birthed from the depths of hell of Anti-Spashal force origin that are summoned following an event that creates massive levels of cringe unbearable to the Anti-Crinch forces of this dimension. Their main purpose is to posses innocent soles and give them away to the Crinch Demon (Causing 'Crinch possession'). They were originated by Mr.Crinch (Current leader of the Crinch initiator force) when he left the 'Anti-Spashal force' to create his own order. The 'Anti-Bruh Police' was created by the 'Spashal Adishon' especially for the purpose of exterminating these monsters and slaying them before they cause another 'Crinch Posession' (eg. turning an innocent girl into a BTS fan). Obviously these battles are not viewable by Non-Spashals or Non-Anti-Spashals since they take place in the Spashal/Anti-Spashal Ralm.
"Did she just sing a Doja-Cat lyric out loud? Oh no that might summon the Crinch monster"
by Thamboomaster69420 February 26, 2022
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National Monster Day

Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day
I have so many Monsters in my room i can celebrate National Monster Day
by The Local Kyle March 22, 2021
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