A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.
by 🆙Town June 26, 2018
Get the jib monstermug. A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
by Paper oof July 30, 2022
Get the Cookie Monster mugmug. The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
Get the Garage floor monstermug. Someone who continually chats up females around the work area, particularly when they are older or younger than them.
by markoz December 16, 2007
Get the Monstermug. by Random Person on the Street January 25, 2022
Get the Bumblebear monstermug. Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019
Get the Monstermug. 