Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.

Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy

by Blobby Master October 7, 2021

Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can

Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)

by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022

Matthew Kain

Matthew Kain is a term used to describe somebody who is an absolute unit. It comes from the Latin term “Matthias Kainus” which translates roughly to “sickest mofo on the planet.” People with the name Matthew Kain are generally considered unstoppable and irresistible to women, or men if he really wanted not that he would tho.

“I wish I was Matthew Kain” said Michelle, Lily, Laura and Lachlan.

by SamRaimi November 22, 2021

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

Matthew

matthew is a person who can be a dick at times, but many times can be helpful and a wholesome human being

josh: hi matthew!

matthew: sup josh, i hope you have a nice day

by some guy, probably named matt October 27, 2019

Ben Matthews

Ben Matthews is a small ginger boy from jobs town and spends his days suckling on his toes (his favourite toes is the middle one) his favourite pass time is usually making out in with women in old buildings.

Ben Matthews is what ye are

by buritobun089 August 19, 2018

Matthew

A male that is sweet,cute,lovable,kind,intelligent, and friendly.He can be a great boyfriend to ladies if you treat him right and he can be really annoying when it comes to friend but he funny.

Matthew is great ,Matthew is bad but nice

by Mr.Howe December 8, 2017