muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

chocolate chip muffin

The act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip muffin)

Leah: "Is that a chocolate chip muffin?"
Thomas: "No, it's Jesus in your mouth.....no homo"

by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 21, 2011

stud muffin

1. a guy who likes muffin and plays soccer.
2. a guy who has a very cute nose.
3. boxed by christina kim.
4. doesnt like fishin' :)

John Lee is a stud muffin.

by fadaladadingdang September 24, 2008

bluffin with his muffin

talking out your arse

"Im too damn groovy for my own good"

"No he ain't hes bluffin with his muffin!"

"Damn straight"

by groovykid April 13, 2009

love crumb muffin

this is another word for a blunt(a hollowed out cigar used to smoke marijuana out of)

Hey Jeffrey, do you want to come to dairy queen with me and we can smoke a love crumb muffin on the way.

it can also be used as a verb: Hey Danielle, do you want to go love crumb muffin

by michael openhiemer May 29, 2008

shmuffin muffin micmuffin

The love of my life, something you call your boyfriend to make him smile

I call my boyfriend kevin shmuffin muffin micmuffin

by ashlenrae July 25, 2011

Flying muffin top

Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.

I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.

by cellar 56 January 26, 2010