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Mrs. Cockerel legs

legs that look like waterbeds or like someone put mayonnaise in a zip lock bag and squished it around. They are huge nasty legs that looks like every but of food she eats goes straight to the thighs.
Yo have you seen that chick, she has Mrs. Cockerel legs... nasty
by Bobby stratus January 14, 2021
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Mr Jumpy Legs

The coolest and dopest and bestest froggy in the world
Mr Jumpy Legs is cool is heck
by Nordic Skibobert Quenchy July 15, 2022
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leg deaf

The action of losing the functionality in your legs.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?

Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.
by Poopy Head #2 April 17, 2019
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Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
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break a leg

they want you to get a cast in a movie but also want you to actually break a leg irl for rizz
yo bro, I hope you break a leg, that'll get you fizz dawg
by neva got give u up May 11, 2023
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Barrel with legs

Fat or large weiner dog (daushund)
Look at Chico he's a Barrel with Legs!
by Jesse v December 21, 2007
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THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours
How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster
by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017
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