June 12

If you were born on this day you have a tiny dick, im talkin MICROSCOPIC, it’s smaller than my cats nipples

andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”

tom holland: “ok daddy”

by Thatonelampshade December 31, 2022

June 1st

Josh Allen was born on June first and he is a hot guy with a huge dick

he got a big dick he was born on (June 1st)

by Fletcher1771 January 1, 2023

june 30

a day to celebrate the men with pretty dicks

“man i heard it’s june 30th! we should probably go visit jake.”

“yeah we should”

by bunnyznh June 30, 2023

June 24th 2027

The time all monkeys will go to jail

random guy: hey monkey June 24th 2027

monkey: *monkey noises*

by Roxeb_ September 4, 2023

June 24th 2027

the time all monkeys will go to jail

Random guy: hey monkey June 24th 2027

Monkey: *monkey noises*

by Roxeb_ September 4, 2023

June 12th

Only black homosexuals are born on this day

Hey did you know that mark was born on June 12th

Ew he must be a homo

by Coolest dood September 10, 2023

June 20

a 4'11, ambiverted, funny, little asian boy that listens to tv girl and pulls anyone he wants 🔥🔥🔥

this is cal. he is born on june 20

by malicxze September 19, 2023