Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.
by Jacob half October 23, 2015
The Jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. It is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. If you get the Jordan blink you should know you are hopeless....
by LAb July 01, 2017
She drinks wine not alcohol cause she’s a bougieee betch👩🏽 🦱🍷…she’s so nice😌 except when she’s not…just like yessica she’s so cool😎 very cool
by rhvbarbz November 22, 2021
Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3
by Bird<33 September 01, 2021
by 12345678charlie November 26, 2020