jordan

a person whose names means chamber pot a.k.a toilet

oh no I am a jordan

by cool dude 621 April 24, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog

Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did

by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020

Jordan

Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE

Opening youngins legs since the dawn of time, NONCE —JORDANS

by Yi DA IS GEY October 23, 2018

Jordan

a fine ass nigga who gets all the girls is kind hearted and is freaky and has a lot of friends

person 1: you see how fine he is he has to be a Jordan person 2: you should see his girlfriend she cute too they like a match made in heaven omfg im in love with Jordan

by I AM A SMF November 11, 2019

Jordan

A total dick face who doesn’t know how to act and doesn’t know what he wants.

“Man Jordan is SUCH a dick!”
“I know right?”

by IHaveABoyfriendThankYou May 17, 2018

Jordan pele

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g

He is funny like jordan pele

by black pele March 27, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.

"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"

by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020