juar (jew are)

to feel emo, to your self, or kinda stupid....

"dude I totally feel "juar (jew are) today"

by lil aimly December 20, 2008

Jew-du

Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...

Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.

by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 19, 2017

Jewing

When you make a funny joke on discord but nobody sobs or skulls it.

Alex was jewing me when she didnt sob my message earlier.

by fvfsddgfgfdsdgsfdgsf April 9, 2025

a treif-jew

this is an amalgamation of the terms a treife and a jew. It's a term of derision or insult, usually used by jews against other jews, to define 1) a jew who behaves and acts like a goy or 2) a jew who has converted out of judaism into another monotheistic religion.

two jews meet on the street and one of them is eating a Black Forest ham and cheese sandwich.

jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.

by Sexydimma December 1, 2011

Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)

Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.

by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

Jack the jew

A very Jewish boy who love to show off his candles and Jew rags

Yoooo look It's Jack the jew
Why tf is he holding so many lit candles?

by Rdubtheboss June 22, 2023

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015