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Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.
Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.
by Elysmile April 10, 2023
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Sewer Jew

A slur for those weird jews that lived in the sewer January 2024.
"Hey!" "Look at those sewer jews over there!"
by AdjustedKid January 11, 2024
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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Levy Jews

by ancaptrev September 24, 2022
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Nigger penis faggot jew

A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew
by dodgy man May 21, 2024
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Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 22, 2019
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Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.
Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.
by jackyp November 10, 2009
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