16th January

if you were born in this here you are pretty much very cool and swag :)

xx: you are so cool
you: ik i was born in 16th january

by iloveeehottmoms November 22, 2021

05 January

National Fuck Your Uncle day

hey john! it’s 05 January! national kiss your uncle day! cmere and gimme a smooch!

by theonlybigdude January 5, 2023

January 31st

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

by HomieMacaroni January 2, 2023

January 22

Probably a girl named something lame like sanjana, bonus points if its soemthing like "paddu" but who cares
loves attention little cranky but generally a good friend

extremely flat btw

sanjana to another sanjana: OMG SANJANA YOURE SO COOL I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU
sanjana back to sanjana: dumbass

RANDOM: i bet shes born on january 22

by sanjanas#1opp March 16, 2025

January 6-7th

National booty and tit pic day! Tell your partner they owe you a pic today..

Hey baby, its January 6.
Ok?

January 6-7th - Send a booty pic/nude

by anonymous January 6, 2024

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 26, 2021