First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.
by chorbet November 15, 2022

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

January 14th is national kiss your crush day! You are allowed to kiss them on this day so DON'T WASTE IT
by Greystorb January 13, 2022

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!
So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born
by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

A petite, little ball of fire, who actually has a brain inside that noggin of hers. Witty and smart. Loves music. Loves to be adventurous and loves to rock hunt. Loves sex and has a really tight (you know) you'll find her staring at the stars or hunting down the Aurora Borealis.
by Raging Rhino January 22, 2025
