Usually fat ginger kids with ugly girlfriends. Tries to troll people but usually they are the troll. 9/10 they are posting something on their Snapchat story to a create false impression
by Karmanitch December 12, 2019
Get the Internet trollmug. the internet is how idiots and fat asses talk and sometimes molest children/teens or used by parents to complain about things
by metalkixjr February 12, 2023
Get the internetmug. It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
Get the It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularlymug. "The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
Get the Internet Minutesmug. Having the world at your fingertips at a rapid speed causing an overload of dopamine and joy.
2. Emotions through various media and displays on the internet
2. Emotions through various media and displays on the internet
“I’m on internet high (Verb.) and IM SO HIGH i swear I saw Baby Pluto and DJ Escobar in a Pablo Escobar documentary while I played PSP on my phone.”
“I know what you mean brospeh I’ve engaged in so many memes today I think my guy bursted and I cried a bit more and then after that it was over they called Morpheus and then they called Media Take Out ask Mayweather it was a tsunami I was wiped out cause The Shade Room was far away from Neotopia feel me”
“I do, I’m gonna go get a yogurt”
“IM ON A INTENET HIGH RN & I DONT WANNA BE BOTHERED”
“I know what you mean brospeh I’ve engaged in so many memes today I think my guy bursted and I cried a bit more and then after that it was over they called Morpheus and then they called Media Take Out ask Mayweather it was a tsunami I was wiped out cause The Shade Room was far away from Neotopia feel me”
“I do, I’m gonna go get a yogurt”
“IM ON A INTENET HIGH RN & I DONT WANNA BE BOTHERED”
by Rk93 September 24, 2023
Get the Internet High (Verb.)mug. 