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Humania

A nation of humans...
Of, Human Beings...
Aaaaand... Soooo...
Where are you really from!?!???!

I am, from, Humania.
by TheEternalNow November 28, 2025
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human evolution

the state or being of mitchelli turning into Mr. Quinn
human evolution has evolved so much...

its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..
by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025
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humaneist

Someone who aspires to and diligently pursues the values of humane-ness as opposed to human-ness. Humaneism rejects aspiring to be human, since "human" carries huge evolutionary baggage. To aspire to be "human" is to value "might makes right," "kill or be killed," "winner takes all," "territorialism," "tribalism." To be a humane rather than a human means to aspire to community, negotiation, mutual respect, inclusiveness, protectiveness, sharing, and the golden rule. Not the rule of gold (human).
I no longer aspire to be human. I wish to be a humane. Wanting to be human means wanting stay in the jungle and not advocate for humane values. Being a human is so past history, I strive to be humane.
Aspiring to be a human no longer means wanting to be humane. It is time for a new word for the next step in humane evolution. "Being inhuman" is oxymoronic, since humans are naturally inhuman.

I am a humaneist, seeking humane beings to join in humaneist and humaneitarian goals and behaviors.
by unsheepableme December 9, 2025
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Human Jukebox

A person who naturally brings music into public spaces — usually with a Bluetooth speaker, portable radio, or a bike with a speaker strapped to it. They’re like a mobile soundtrack provider, adding background music to everyday life. Human Jukeboxes aren’t trying to disturb anyone; they just carry the vibe with them wherever they go.
“When I hear Kehlani on BART from the Human Jukebox on my way to work, I know it’s gonna be a good day.”
by SN13T0 December 11, 2025
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Human Siphon

human siphon noun
A person who steadily drains another's energy, time, resources, or emotional strength through a mix of tactics-some subtle, some obvious. A human siphon may use passive-aggressive behavior, guilt, manipulation, charm, pressure, conflict, neediness, or forcefulness to pull from others whatever they can get.
Once they create an opening-through sympathy, obligation, fear, attraction, or confusion-the extraction continues almost automatically, often leaving the other person exhausted, diminished, or off-balance without fully realizing how it happened.
In short:
A human siphon is someone who survives, advances, or feels powerful by drawing from others-quietly, aggressively, or strategically-until there is little left to give.
by Lex Talioniz January 16, 2026
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The Human Robot

"that girl is the human robot of the party tonight"
by yadaadddy March 7, 2010
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The Human Robot

girl who likes to drink and party and has a lot of friends on myspace, she meets all the people she parties with on myspace
shes the human robot of our school
by Randomstrangerman March 7, 2010
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