Human BAEblade

When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.

Dude, I turned her into a human baeblade last night

by Xenorak January 11, 2019

human fly disease

The condition that a human fly suffers from.

Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.

Maybe she has human fly disease?

by humanflymagnet February 09, 2010

Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 28, 2021

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

Human Purse

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot

Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor

by yessssssssssssssssssssssssss00 June 13, 2022

Humanisms

Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.

That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.

by nickinack December 27, 2022