fat lard

What my boyfriend's cat is

"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"

by Titty munch August 23, 2017

Fat Rich

That mate that has done it all..... Not only that, also invited or created it.

"Wow did you see the new SpaceX rocket"
Fat Rich - "You know I help build that rocket"

"FUCK I got mugged the other day - feel shit"
Fat Rich - "I got mugged once, he was using a vintage 1900 flint lock gun. But lucky I invented that shit - so knew exactly how to stop him."

by jasbee November 9, 2018

Fat Anthony

1.) A obese man or woman who repeatedly tells the same sob story.

2.) A person who takes advantage of family members in specific.

He's being such a Fat Anthony.. He never stops talking about the same stuff.

He's a Fat Anthony to his family, that's for sure.

by Iamsofuckingdone June 12, 2018

Fat Tim

The Fattest guy in the shop with the smallest pecker

Did you see Fat Tim this morning. Must suck to be so pitiful

by FatTimnemesis February 18, 2019

Skinny-fat

Being "skinny-fat" occurs when you have a BMI in the normal range, and you may have thin limbs, but your waist circumference is very high making you abdominally overweight. You therefore have a similar risk to those who are *directly* overweight, because a huge waist is always bad regardless of your BMI.

He is skinny-fat because although he burns more calories than he consumes, he still is a major alcoholic and this gives him excess belly fat despite being otherwise a healthy weight.

by Spike 32 January 8, 2022

Fat pp

A big, 6+ inch item that slips inside women when under sexual activity.

“I have a fat pp”

by MFfromthaMF December 30, 2020

Fat*Trax

its a snowboard shop

Let go kick it at Fat*Trax with Durffey and scope the new gear

by lust November 28, 2003