An amazing person, shes beautiful, entertaining, tries to be wholesome, and the first person i ever actually liked. Shes a great friend because she let me suck her blue dick.<3
Me: could i suck your blue dick.
Emily: ofc that's what good friends do.
Random girl: did you hear Emily let Aubrey suck her blue dick, Isn't she such a god friend.
Emily: ofc that's what good friends do.
Random girl: did you hear Emily let Aubrey suck her blue dick, Isn't she such a god friend.
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Get the Emily Parry mug.stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
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