Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
Emily knew it was the G6 rule type of vibe that night, things got naughty when her boyfriend was out of town 😳🤫
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
I am Emily,
I got the crazy everybody wants.
I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole
With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.
You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!
I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words
But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!
lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love
I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬
I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!
I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community
Everyone is Beautiful
except for
the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
I got the crazy everybody wants.
I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole
With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.
You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!
I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words
But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!
lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love
I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬
I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!
I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community
Everyone is Beautiful
except for
the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
by God-ass November 15, 2022
So, to summarise emily is very much like when you put the milk in before the cereal. She is that uncomfortable pair of eyes judging your every move. She’s a psycho biatch who wants the attention of every woman man and animal within 100 mile radius. Her laugh makes me want to physically throw up. Emily, if you see this know that you are possibly the most horrible person living and you deserve nothing but the worst that life can offer.
by Thebestestbiatch November 13, 2022
Emily is the kind of girl who will call you emo, even if you haven't done anything but listen to sad music and cry.
by Karo the coolest May 09, 2019
the most stunning girl you will ever meet in your life. she is so pretty and funny and better than anyone else. she’s so humble to.
person 1- “hey! that’s emily over there she’s perfect”
emily-“i know right!!”
person 1-“ugh she’s so humble!!”
emily-“i know right!!”
person 1-“ugh she’s so humble!!”
by gamegamegame August 24, 2020
by samaramonkey April 15, 2021
The basic white girl. This girl probably likes any boy named Jack, Jake, or Jackson. They always act weird around boys, and get clingy. They would do anything to get a boyfriend and sadly can’t get one. They have mid grades, and whenever they get to chance to switch up on you around a boy.. they will.
Kiera: Emily, you acted so different around Jack.
Emily: Well, yea! We have to get him to like me.
*kiera in complete shock*
Emily: Well, yea! We have to get him to like me.
*kiera in complete shock*
by The best Urban Dictornarier June 16, 2021